(Source: pj-eckleburg)

Nico - Frozen Warnings 

Whenever we played totally spies in the schoolyard, everyone would always want to be Sam…. Sam was the shit. 

(Source: devoureth)

Advertisements are really starting to piss me off. Look at this guy! He’s a goddamned hero  because he’s an astronaut, but more importantly, because he showered! And all guys can be heros if they shower (with axe)! Let’s go men! You are all sex gods! You are all heros! Bravo for showering! (Applause)

Now compare that to any commercial for women ever. When was the last we were praised for having basic hygiene? Instead, we get all this “look your best”, “you owe it to yourself”, “If you use this cream, then you’ll be a woman” crap.

It’s not that I need a company to tell me that I’m awesome just for washing, my ego isn’t that fragile. I just find the differences between male focused ads and female focused ads to be very disturbing. And annoying. 

thebluthcompany:

brijam:

Just a reminder that I have this in my possession.

I never thought I’d want a celebrity autograph until I saw this. 

One thing that Obama did accomplish! ( aw yeah, 26th of may)

and in the Taiga everybody knows
that you shouldn’t wander where the hemlock grows.
where the land is vast and the wind blows fast,

Ok who did this!?!?!?!!!??? At least you chose the cute one. 

Heyyyyyy yaaaaaaaaaaaaa - Outkast